Hey there i'm Eva. I'm 17 and a total dork.This is where you'll find a ton of stuff that makes me happy. Feel free to drop an ask! I love talking!
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jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU
booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use
1000 roses on Canfield, the area which Mike Brown was murdered.
when the teacher asks for your homework
andrew garfield is such a great spiderman, but such a bad peter parker, u feel me
That CNN Anchor who said police should turn “water cannons” on the protesters… yeah, her ass is gone! #staywoke #cackling
my friend and i had to break a social norm for our sociology class so we drove around and catcalled boys (and one male teacher omfg) and they all looked so alarmed and confused and like they thought we were straight up crazy it was priceless and it rlly highlighted the fact that women just expect to be harassed when walking down the street whereas guys are just completely taken aback by it
this is a really important thing for people to understand